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iwillmindfuckyou:

i love the smell of internet in the morning

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tyleroakley:

Article Six of the constitution: 

Both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

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tyleroakley:

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2thpaste:

a guy asked me for my number at a red light today and he was in a REALLY nice convertible but i panicked and said NUMBER ONE! I’M NUMBER ONE! and drove away.

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fatseux:

GPOY

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docezio:

do you ever want to talk to someone but they’re too perfect

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Me, all day.

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batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

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